joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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alyreality:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Are you html code? Because I’d like to put you on top of my </body>

Are you google? Because you have everything I’m searching for

Need me to unzip your files?

You must be Windows 95? because you got me unstable

You turn my software into hardware

Your homepage or mine?

taking internet dating to the next level

doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco)

  • Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
  • iPhone user: Emojis
  • Android user: damn :/